New Salik Gate...

Everybody's favorite scapegoat (or pet peeve) in Dubai seems to be the RTA, as well as one of their pet projects, SALIK. The following image was received as a forward and I thought it might amuse many:

Enjoy!

What Happens When Women are Less than 30% of the Population

While men in the UAE certainly have no premium on being imbeciles compared to other countries, there does seem to be something in the water, or perhaps the sand/dust, that brings out the best in male sexual stupidity. The following are a few examples from personal ads on expatriates.com:

1) Why a Second Wife?!
Category: Men Seeking Women
Region: Dubai (DUBAI)
Description: OK ladies, I know many of you will start wandering, why this guy is looking for a second wife. Simply, it is the same reason why I had the first one. most of the men over 40, or men who have been married for more than 15y, they will start looking for another woman, so the first wife should accept one of the following:
a. the husband will leave her and look for free live alone.
b. the husband will cheat her and have a girlfriend/s.
c. or he will get married and divide his time between the two wives.
I believe if the first wife is smart, she will accept plan C, do you agree? To have 1/2 happy husband is much better than have 0 or almost 0.
If you agree with me, and you are between 29-33y, nice looking, Arabic, Muslim. please drop me a line.

I don't think this one even deserves comment! Nice attempt at constructing a logical argument - if only he could construct a proper sentence it might help his case. Ok, ladies, the burning question is: is a 1/2 happy husband better than no husband???

2) WHERE ARE THE DESPARATE ARABIAN / LEBANESE HOUSEWIVES OF DUBAI??
FOR ALL SORTS OF COMFORTING AND DISCREET ENCOUNTERS PLEASE CONTACT .......
THIS IS GONNA BE ONE WILD RIDE,,,,I RECIPROCATE YOUR FEELINGS FOR SECRECY AND TRUST SO....WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR?

Oh and he reciprocates – now there is something special for you ladies!

3) houseboy aviliabe for free cleaining
Category: Other
Region: Dubai (dubai)
Description: hello i m male 30 y old well educated but i love my fantasy
so i offer a free house cleaining for apartment or rooms
just for lady or housewifes please if you interstad contact with me for detail
hope to hear from you soon

Free house cleaning! Now there is a deal you can’t turn down! To fantasize about cleaning apartments for free – this guy definitely needs to visit literotica to work on his fantasies!

4) Furnished Room for a beautyful lady for FREE!!!
Category: Rooms Available
Region: Dubai (DUBAI)
Description Hi, if u r a broadminded sexy girl, I offer you a furnished room in my apartment for FREE! in exchange of a relationship that is no need to explain. I'm 32, male, a working professional staying alone. So rush your mail with your details and contact number and start a good earning each month. You will also get 24 hours broadband internet connection FREE. So act wisely and early in order to avoid disappointment. Sending your photo will have its affect!!!

Hey, what a deal – free broadband internet connection! How can you turn that one down!

5) free/month-free room in exchange of little fun for both
Category: Rooms Available
Region: Dubai
Description: i have appartment in dubai two bed room. if any girl want to share and have fun time with me contact me.i am good lover.your stay will be free. my company is paying for appartment.

Not only do you get a free apartment, but hey, he’s a “good lover”! A two-in-one deal! Too bad he doesn’t offer free internet too!