Papa Don’t Preach

For a guy that has been silent so long, he has really exploded on the scene with force! As the “papa” of an institution that has launched the inquisition to cleanse souls, burned scientists to keep thoughts pure, lynched progressive woman to prevent witchery and slaughtered millions in pointless crusades, you would think that he would confine himself to debates about the currently fashionable form of papa-approved ™ contraceptives.

Alas, what did the world expect of an institution that has approved ignorance when it was to its advantage, condoned Nazi and Fascist believes when it was fashionable, Refuses to apologize for the massacres against humanity during – but not limited to – the crusades and has turned a blind eye to the atrocities that have happened in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

My advice to the papa-papa-pacy is to have a long, frank and self revealing conversation with Michael Jackson about their mutual interests and other initiatives to save little boys from around the world.

As for Kofi Anan, well…in the last war in the Middle East the enemy openly declares its use of at least 1,000,000 cluster bombs, numerous phosphorous shells and their dependence on targeting civilians as strategy. Not only Annan has been silent over these issues and the fact that some of the U.N troops where annihilated by “Surgical-Smart-Missiles”, he has played the role of a top diplomat well. That is if you consider playing dumb and ultra-objective as being diplomatic.

Roll Over and have a biscuit.