Have you been scammed yet? Try the UAE Pension Fund!

There are tons of scams on the Internet involving some "get rich quick-schemes" involving Dubai and the UAE.
This one really made me laugh so hard: http://www.uae-pension-fund.com/

The U.A.E. Pension Fund is a merger of six mostly European entrepreneurs who have their place of business in the U.A.E. (United Arabic Emirates). They have placed as a holding structure in the mostly known Emirate Dubai. The board of management is leaded by an Arabic sheik.The concluded insurance sum of U.A.E. Pension Fund is amounted to a total of € 300,000.00.Through your premature assignment declaration you will get a compensation payment of € 80,000.00. Additionally you will get € 3,000.00 as a commission payment for each sponsored member finally to your sixths downline level.The total membership is limited to 50,000, so that in all a very fast expiry can be occur.
Costs and duties for member?To register as a member for U.A.E. Pension Fund the member has to pay € 51 only once.This contains every administrative and transactional costs. The only duty arising for the member is the truthfully information of required personal information. Through assignment declaration all rights and duties of the insurance policy will be transfered to the holding company of U.A.E. Pension Fund, so that no additional payments will be necessary.