01 April, 2009

Anchor Proof cables

Today the Telecommunications Revolutionary Authority announced it's plans to install anchor-proof cables on the ocean floor. Previously the cables have been cut by wayward boat captains, but only once or twice. During these times the speed of browsing internet was said to have increased greatly despite there being no physical way of data traveling.



Many users have been completely satisfied with the services provided during these times and vouched to continue paying for them; in appreciation of the public's enthusiasm a price raise of 325% was announced this weekend.

The authority has also put plans on the table to possibly paint the cables red in order to achieve maximum possible speed, they have not however at this time discussed upgrading the typewriter in the communications ministry's office.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Comrade Brian Wilson here. Dear TRA thank you for painting the tubes red... now I get to P3WN the capitalist n00bs in CS!!!1!

The new red tubes give me 1ms latency! Our technology is better than theirs!

who is said...

Whatever you do in life, please make time to continue with zee party blogging - excellent spinoff blog.

Excellent work, comrade! Now get back to more hard working and production!

Kyle said...

At 1st, I thought the Communists Blog were highjacked by hockers from Yeastern Europa - LOL

Good one Samuraisam ;)

Glad that the concept of 4/1 is still alive & kicking - LOL

Aaron said...

lol. Nice one Samuraisam. Really made me smile this morning.

Keefieboy said...

Hup the revolution!

Jayne said...

Very well done Comrade Sam! Now, about that prostitution racket you wanted a piece of..........

hemlock said...

ROFLOL!
WELL DONE SAM! LOVE THE NEW LOOK!
*swoon*
marx is my hero, even though he DID starve to death and his daughter DID die cuz he couldnt afford her treatment.
the blog rocks :D just the kind of thing to lift wednesday morning blues :D

Anonymous said...

Lag so much comrade Brian? lolzorz!!! CS or CS:S? ; )

go go go go!!! viva revolution!!!

ROFLWAFFLE!!! N1 sam...


ukyo...

Seabee said...

Sam, you've been away from blogging for too long. You're making up for it with this last lot, they made me smile on a grey dusty day :-)

kaya said...

I think they should paint them in a natural plankton colour, so that the fish rubbing against them, will increase friction, and raise the temperature of the cables, and the speed of the internet will triple.

Rupert Neil Bumfrey said...

So now SKYPE will be allowed as an Offset to the 325% rise?

CG said...

Geeeee, I am so dopey. I didn't get it until the red paint bit.

Knock my block someone.

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