30 June, 2006

Situational Awareness...

Situational Awareness...


You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same
speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size
as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter
flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also
travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Click here for the answer.


redstar said...

If we needed to know, we'd have subscribed to your blog!

Axonsax said...

welcome then mr. redstar, glad to have you aboard the good ship Underground.

vayaconsatan said...

It wont hurt to read a joke every once in a while. Some of you obviously need to.

fellow atheist said...

Hey axonsax, you're starting to get really ANNOYING! Go piss off elsewhere instead of continuously shamelessly plugging your blog here.

Can someone do something about this?!

siren said...

LOL vaya, some people just need to get laid. That's all.

Anonymous said...

Giant PIG?!! Man, I'm totally insulted. What's worse, it's in FRONT of me, not behind. I demand an apology from your government because he allows you to write all this.

Meanwhile I'm off to burn a few cars.

Axonsax said...

live and let live mr. fellow atheist you really need to take a chill pill man; as vayaconsatan said - it wont do you any harm to read a joke once in a while...you obviously need too!

fellow atheist said...

Jokes are fine. Just post them here, instead of constantly linking to your blog. If I wanted to visit your blog, I would. Don't try to trick people into it.

Is there any ADMIN watching this?!

samuraisam said...

fellow atheist: Yes.

Axonsax: please try to cross-post less frequently, and if you do, please ensure it is at least on topic kthx.

Axonsax said...

for heavens sake ITS ENTERTAINING!!!

Get a life people!

That's what this blogging lark is all about.

It is suppose to entertain.

The Queen of the UAE Blogs, the one you all bow down too Ms SD herself see's no reason to not link to personal blogs via this site.

"people work hard on their blogs" so why not try to promote and advertise.

Smile people, it's only a game show.

Please don't start to take yourselves seriously, people will start to think we are weird....oh hang on.......

secretdubai said...

OK everyone the issue here is moderation. This community blog is for everyone to use, and certainly cross-promote particularly funny or interesting or important stuff from people's own blogs. And particularly stuff that is relevant to blogging or the UAE.

However obviously if we all do it for every single post, it would become ridiculous - this place would just be an aggregation service. So if you can just save your very best for cross-posts, please do ;)

Axonsax said...

was it the "giant pig" that upset them do you think?? !!!

Thanks SD and point taken!

Only the best then.....!:) (he he he)

I won't cross post my latest one, even tho it's pretty good, (even if I do say so myself!) I think all hell would break loose!

don't worry; be happy!

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