28 March, 2007

Ras Al Khaimah vs. Vanilla Ice

For all of you closet Vanilla Ice fans, an Emirates edition of Ice Ice Baby:

All right stop!
Collaborate and listen
Sinjab's back with a brand new invention
Something grabs ahold of my dishdash
Just like Kuwaiti street, chocked full of mishmash
Will it ever stop?
No boy! We can't get it goin'
It's all bukra and chouei chouei
To the extreme I rock my mic at the Nakheel
Burning the stage while you work up a big bill

Shimmie!
Thrust your hips to these tunes
I'm killin' your brain like smoke from saloom
Lethal - when I kick it in Julan
From Digdaga to Galeila all I hear is "Ahlan!"
Love it or leave it
You'd better gain way
I got myself some fatoush so get outta my way
If you got a mushkala
Yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while wasta resolves it...

Full version of my lyrical poetry here.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

No, posting it three times doesn't improve it.

Al Sinjab said...

Sorry I'm at an internet cafe and having some problems, doing my best to clean it up.

A Blessing in Tragedy said...

1. The fact that you would try to re-write that crap scares me.

2. The fact that you wasted time to write such a bland piece of crap and refer to it as "poetry" makes me want to kill you.

And this is exactly why this country is devoid of GOOD poetry. every asshole who can match up 2 words is suddenly Robert Frost...

And your name annoys me. I hope you get run over.

Prometheus said...

Amazing work al sinjab. The 'while my wasta resolves it' bit was sheer brilliance.

BuJ said...

WOWWWWWW

BRILLIANT!!!!!

"Check out the hook while wasta resolves it..."

This is a CLASSIC!!

Do you mind if I blog about it? Of course will link and reference back to you etc..

it's too good to just keep on this blog :D

Paraglider said...

BOLLOX

i*maginate said...

Vanilla Ice is the original roxmaster...which hole did you crawl out from? Totally with paragilder and a blessing in tragedy...but I bet f*heads like you love the publicity. Better still you need to be told your brain is stuck in ur pants and you have zilch knowledge of what you're talking about. See your brown ass on the beach.

Al Sinjab said...

Prometheus - thanks.

Buj - thanks, and go crazy! :)

Blessing in Tragedy & I*maginate - you are obviously New Kids on the Block fans. I'll keep that in mind for next time.

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